A hippie jumps on the bus, and their is a really hot nun sitting on the bus. He sits down beside her, and he says "hey you wanna screw"? The nun is totally offended and jumps off at the next stop.
The bus driver turns around and says "hey I bet I know how to get her to have sex with you. Every night at midnight she goes to the cemetery and begs for forgiveness of her sins. So just go to the costume shop, and get you a costume that looks like God, and then go to the cemetery and convince her to have sex with you."
So the hippie does exactly as the bus driver says. And at midnight he goes to the cemetery, and their the nun is on her knees praying to God.
The hippie approaches the nun, and says "behold I am your creator. Have sex with me, and I will forgive you of your sins." The nun says, OK, but I have been saving my virginity for a really long time. Can you hit it from behind so that I may still die a virgin?" The hippies says "Of course!"
So the hippie does his business, and when he is finished, he jumps up and pulls off his mask and screams "surprise, its me the hippie!"
Then the nun jumps up, and pulls of her mask and says "surprise its me the bus driver! "
The bus driver turns around and says "hey I bet I know how to get her to have sex with you. Every night at midnight she goes to the cemetery and begs for forgiveness of her sins. So just go to the costume shop, and get you a costume that looks like God, and then go to the cemetery and convince her to have sex with you."
So the hippie does exactly as the bus driver says. And at midnight he goes to the cemetery, and their the nun is on her knees praying to God.
The hippie approaches the nun, and says "behold I am your creator. Have sex with me, and I will forgive you of your sins." The nun says, OK, but I have been saving my virginity for a really long time. Can you hit it from behind so that I may still die a virgin?" The hippies says "Of course!"
So the hippie does his business, and when he is finished, he jumps up and pulls off his mask and screams "surprise, its me the hippie!"
Then the nun jumps up, and pulls of her mask and says "surprise its me the bus driver! "
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